I have always wondered what it’s like to be a golf trainer. The only problem is that I don’t like to change; it is just not my type of personality. For the past thirty years I have been living in the same city and home, always eating the same types of foods and never changing my job. My children try to convince me that it is a sickness, because it can be very unhealthy to not try new things. Well I have been pressured enough by them that I am sincerely thinking about getting a new job i.e. becoming a golf trainer. I find it very entertaining and relaxing, and it is not like I will be running around and spending my energy on useless things. As a bonus, I will get my children off my back, and maybe I can teach my grandchildren how to play golf. I would never even think of charging them! Now that I am getting excited about it, I have to think of a way to make this possible. First I have to look up a number in the phonebook to contact the Golf Place. You know what, phonebooks are old fashioned; at least that is what my children tell me. I think I’ll use the Internet? No. I have a better idea. I don’t have the patience to try to figure out how my computer works. I’ll just call one of my children and he or she will gladly make the call for me.